1 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,550 [doorbell rings] 2 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:18,050 -[gasps, screams] 3 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,630 Les: Lindy? 4 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:21,680 I'm opening up the dollhouse. 5 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:23,300 Lindy: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 6 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:24,300 What the fuck, Les? 7 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:25,970 -It was an accident. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,970 -Restore me! 9 00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:29,310 Now, please! 10 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:30,680 -It's just gonna take a day, 11 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,730 uh, or two. 12 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,900 -[grunts] 13 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,860 -I feel very small. 14 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:37,150 No, no, no! -You'll be safe 15 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,320 in the dollhouse. 16 00:00:38,350 --> 00:00:39,530 But I have to go to the lab 17 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,990 so I can fix you. 18 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,150 -Is everything all right at home? 19 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,990 -I have to make things big again. 20 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,870 -Contract is for 30 days. 21 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,130 -That's insane! 22 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,160 -Shut it down. 23 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,300 I run this lab. 24 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,210 -I cannot spiral. 25 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,080 What? I gotta get out of here! 26 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,050 [grunts] 27 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:03,100 [screams] 28 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,230 [telephone ringing] 29 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:16,730 [siren wailing in distance] 30 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,780 [ringing continues] 31 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:24,450 -What? 32 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,780 Les: Did you fall asleep? 33 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:27,450 -No. 34 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,670 Les: Are you face down on the desk? 35 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,080 -I'm thinking. Les: Uh-huh. 36 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,540 It's been over an hour. 37 00:01:34,570 --> 00:01:36,040 -No. Has it? Les: Uh-hmm. 38 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,930 I haven't heard any typing. 39 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:41,850 Typing "fuck" over and over doesn't count. 40 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:47,770 -[sighs] 41 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:53,100 Les: You told me to lock you in. 42 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,980 -I know. -So do you want out? 43 00:01:55,010 --> 00:01:56,400 Lindy: Yeah, of course, I want out. 44 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:58,060 But I have to write. 45 00:01:58,100 --> 00:01:59,770 [sighs] Keep me locked until dinner. 46 00:01:59,810 --> 00:02:00,820 -Okay. 47 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:04,150 Do you want me to let you out? 48 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:05,400 -No, that was a test. 49 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,410 -Write! -I can't. 50 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,450 -Okay. Here. 51 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,040 Inspiration. 52 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:15,800 -[Lindy chuckles] 53 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,420 -[Les laughs] 54 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,090 That's the spirit. 55 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,170 Love you. -[sighs] 56 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,670 Fuck you too. 57 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,850 [soft music playing] 58 00:02:33,010 --> 00:02:34,190 -[sighs] 59 00:02:35,130 --> 00:02:38,150 [keyboard clacking continues] 60 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:44,870 [soft music continues] 61 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,670 -[chuckles] 62 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,430 -Does it suck? Les: No. 63 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,050 No, it's great. 64 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,880 -And Diane? Um, the mother? 65 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,050 -It's gold. 66 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,300 Trust me. 67 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:10,390 -[sighs] 68 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,690 -[chuckling] 69 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:17,070 [phone ringing] 70 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:23,530 [ringing continues] 71 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,410 -[gasps] 72 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,040 There's a phone. 73 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,030 Hello? Les, hello? 74 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:34,990 Les: Yeah, it's me. 75 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,160 Look outside. 76 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,870 Lindy: Okay. Well, the door is still locked. 77 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:40,500 -I know. After I found you 78 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,830 dangling from the garden hose, 79 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:43,040 I think that we both agree, 80 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,210 it's safer inside, right? 81 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,340 -Am I? -Yes. 82 00:03:46,370 --> 00:03:47,760 I did a thorough inspection, 83 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:49,260 um, no bugs of any kind. 84 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,010 -What about Roomba? Les: Shut down. 85 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,730 -Magoo? -Uh, boarded. 86 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:56,060 -Are you going to work? 87 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,680 -Yeah, I have to. Lindy: Please don't. 88 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,560 I'll--I'll hide in your pocket. I won't make a sound. 89 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:02,440 -The lab is a very dangerous place. 90 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:04,020 There's a lot of uncontrolled variables. 91 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,360 -What am I supposed to do, sit around and wait? 92 00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:07,730 I'll go crazy. 93 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:09,860 -Well, you could explore the dollhouse. 94 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,780 -Explore the-- it's just our house 95 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,700 with bad drapes and broken chairs. 96 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:17,040 -I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer. 97 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,540 There's more. -There is? 98 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:21,370 -Yeah. What about the 162-bottle dual-zone, 99 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:23,210 fully stocked wine fridge? 100 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,210 And I bet you just walked right by 101 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,090 the total-body massage chair 102 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,920 that a former investor gifted Martin that I miniaturized. 103 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,470 -Martin didn't want it? Les: No, no. 104 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,090 He's allergic to touch. 105 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:34,720 -[sighs] 106 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,640 -But the dollhouse started as kinda just 107 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:39,060 a miniature research and I got carried away. 108 00:04:39,090 --> 00:04:40,480 -I don't know. 109 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:43,270 Les, my heart is-- it's racing, you know? 110 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,560 Am I--am I okay? 111 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,770 Does it have to do with my size? 112 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:48,070 Do I need to be worried? -No. 113 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,820 Just a little panic attack, maybe. 114 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,570 But it'll pass. Just breathe. 115 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,410 -[inhales then exhales] 116 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,950 Les: There you go. 117 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:55,960 Lindy: Okay. 118 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:59,910 But, Les, are you really so close? 119 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:01,160 -Yes. 120 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,910 -But really though? 121 00:05:02,950 --> 00:05:04,000 -Really. 122 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,170 Trust me. 123 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,300 [soft dramatic music playing] 124 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,310 -Bye. 125 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,360 [sighs] 126 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,490 -[exhales] 127 00:05:31,810 --> 00:05:33,610 [dial tone beeping] 128 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,250 [Les closes door] 129 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:37,620 -I'm in a dollhouse. 130 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:38,950 I'm safe. 131 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,840 I'm just--I'm just anxious. 132 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,590 Need a cappuccino. 133 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:46,550 Yeah. 134 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,350 I have food. 135 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:53,550 [gasps] 136 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:55,130 Oh, my God. 137 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:56,840 [groaning] 138 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:00,470 [voice quavering] I am safe. 139 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:05,110 I can relax. 140 00:06:06,090 --> 00:06:08,200 I can, yeah...? 141 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:18,530 -Hey, have you ever thought 142 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:20,370 about miniaturizing a human being? 143 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,700 -Jesus Jolly Christ! 144 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:25,160 Like, are you--are you nuts? 145 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,580 Vivienne has got this place on lockdown 146 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,340 and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q. Public? 147 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:31,880 -It was just a question. I wasn't going... 148 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:33,920 -Okay, great. Well, here's a question. 149 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:38,590 We have 28 days before we lose our shirt. 150 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:41,510 -Yeah. -So can you stick to corn? 151 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:43,680 Yeah? Head in the other direction. 152 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,730 Make corn big. -It was just a passing thought. 153 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,190 -Great. Well, we will pass. -Okay. 154 00:06:49,220 --> 00:06:51,190 -All right. Les, you know, hey, I don't wanna quash 155 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,360 creativity, you know, look. 156 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:57,030 But there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, 157 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,740 maybe thousands. 158 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:00,870 And realistically... -Yes, of course! 159 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,870 Animal trials. -Yeah. 160 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,540 -Yeah. What was I thinking? -Well, you had me scared there 161 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:06,620 for a minute. -Martin, I would never 162 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,710 miniaturize a human being 163 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:08,750 without, say, 164 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:10,750 using, I don't know, a cat 165 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,960 or some other animal as a test case first. 166 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:16,800 That would be insane. -Yeah. Negligent, even. 167 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:18,880 -You're my rock. Where would I be without you? 168 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,390 -High school physics teacher. 169 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:21,470 -[laughs] 170 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:25,270 [suspenseful music playing] 171 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,900 Les: You're in my office. 172 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,900 -It was unlocked. -Well, it shouldn't be. 173 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:35,570 Vivienne: I unlocked it. -Why? 174 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,240 -I wanted to make sure you got this. 175 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:39,780 Your protocols and procedures in print, 176 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:41,740 so there's no misunderstanding. 177 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:44,740 You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox. 178 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:46,660 And this. 179 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,630 So I can keep track of your every movement. 180 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:54,000 No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn. 181 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,670 -I don't have secrets. 182 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:58,310 -Everyone has secrets. 183 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:00,810 [cat meows] 184 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,600 -Is that a cat? -No. 185 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:06,020 My chair, it squeaks. 186 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,320 [jazz music playing] 187 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:13,650 Hold on. It'll squeak. 188 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,240 -I do not have time for this. 189 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:17,830 Neither do you. 190 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,120 -Hey. -[cat meows] 191 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,450 -You ready to go on a fantastic voyage, 192 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:30,830 Mr. Magoo? 193 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:33,790 Help me and help Lindy? Yeah. 194 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:35,680 [cat meows] 195 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,440 -[gasps] 196 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,270 Wait. 197 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,110 I donated all of this to Goodwill. 198 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,020 Didn't I, Space Colon? 199 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:56,360 [beeps] 200 00:08:56,390 --> 00:08:58,660 Les shrunk everything. 201 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,490 [scoffs] 202 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:06,700 [gasps] This was my night. 203 00:09:06,730 --> 00:09:08,460 [beeps] 204 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,960 But what if it doesn't fit? 205 00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:14,870 But what if it does? 206 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,930 [slow music playing] 207 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:26,850 -[indistinct chatter] -[camera shutters clicking] 208 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,810 -Do I look good? man: Yes, and look down, please. 209 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,940 [indistinct chatter] 210 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:36,310 photographer: Beautiful. Okay. 211 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:38,060 Can we get one of just Ms. McMichael? 212 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,730 Les: Littlejohn. Lindy: Yes. 213 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:41,830 Um, can you hold this for me? 214 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:49,290 -Here. Hold mine too, will you? 215 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,910 Oh, it goes with your pocket square. 216 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,950 And your next big idea, tomato red. 217 00:09:52,990 --> 00:09:54,510 man: Look down. 218 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,580 -He is not a coatrack... 219 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,960 -He's fine. -...you know. 220 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,090 -And fuck him for moving you 221 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,470 to the ass crack of the country. 222 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:04,670 -Can you believe it? [both giggle] 223 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:08,760 These are the moments when every fiber of my being 224 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,930 urges me to retreat, -[guests laugh] 225 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,310 -to remain unseen, unexamined, 226 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,030 comfortably small. 227 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,660 But this incredible prize... 228 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:25,030 is a beacon of courage, 229 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:28,950 reminding me that when you take that risk 230 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:31,280 and when you make that leap, 231 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,380 and when you refuse to be small, 232 00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:39,000 that is when great things happen. 233 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:43,960 I need to thank my agent and my publisher, 234 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,220 and most importantly, 235 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,800 my book editor, Terry. 236 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,180 Girl, we did it. 237 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,640 -[guests laugh] -[laughs] Thank you so, so much 238 00:10:52,670 --> 00:10:54,140 from the bottom of my heart. 239 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:55,610 I could not have done it without you. 240 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,480 And with that, I am speechless. 241 00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:00,060 Thank you. Love you. 242 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,200 [applause] 243 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,040 [inaudible] 244 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,030 -Oh, my goodness. One more, one more. 245 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,530 Sorry, I saved the best for last 246 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:16,160 because I'd never forget. My husband, Les. 247 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,580 Les Littlejohn, you did it. No, seriously, 248 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,710 he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office 249 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:24,000 so that I would finally finish this book. 250 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,010 There is no book without you, 251 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,430 so love you, thank you. 252 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,480 [applause] 253 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,900 [sighs] 254 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:45,240 [slow music playing] 255 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,290 [suspenseful music plays] 256 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,750 -[gasps] Terry. 257 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,630 Oh, God! Oh! 258 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,880 [cloth ripping] 259 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,970 Fuck! [sighs] 260 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,800 What? This is-- 261 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,100 this is-- 262 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,310 Ugh. 263 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:16,930 Uh, 917. 264 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,440 Um, 917... 265 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,940 5-- 266 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,780 [grunts] Who remembers anyone's number anymore? 267 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:28,620 [dial tone beeps] 268 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,400 [beeps] 269 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,070 Star 69. 270 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,240 Is that still a thing, maybe? Star 69? Okay. 271 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,740 Star 69. 272 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,800 [phone vibrates] 273 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,290 -Lindy? Lindy, is this an emergency? 274 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,590 -My life is an emergency. -What happened? What happened? 275 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,500 Lindy: Okay. Listen. I didn't wanna tell you, okay? 276 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,260 But I did something bad. Well, I didn't do it. 277 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,590 I mean, it wasn't my fault. 278 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,090 But I just need-- I need Terry's number. 279 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:54,930 -Terry? Lindy: It's a long story 280 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,600 and I'm not gonna say anything about, you know. 281 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:58,470 I just--but I need to speak to her. 282 00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:00,100 -Okay. Well, just take a breath 283 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,440 and I won't say relax or calm down. 284 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,020 -Please don't. Les: But just know 285 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,480 that I am taking care of everything, 286 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,320 and it will only be a couple more days, 287 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,480 and then call Terry, okay? 288 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,690 -No, Les-- Les: But until that time, 289 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,780 just, you know, enjoy the house 290 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,110 and eat and drink, and try on another dress. 291 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:16,530 [chuckles] 292 00:13:16,570 --> 00:13:18,120 And I'll be home before you know it. 293 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,790 -[mouthing] "Another dress"? 294 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:22,660 -Lindy, are you still there? -Yeah, I'm still here. 295 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,010 -Okay. Well, enjoy the staycation. [chuckles] 296 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,670 -[whispering inaudibly] We're being watched. 297 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,050 -[beeps] 298 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,470 -Okay. You know what? You're right. I will. 299 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,180 All right. Bye, Les. 300 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,940 We need to retrace our steps. 301 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,520 -[knocking on glass] -Yes? 302 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,860 -Um, sorry, sorry to impose, 303 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:54,700 but, um, uh, Carl's having trouble accessing 304 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,450 the, uh, chemical freezer. 305 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,250 -Who are you again? -I'm Janet. 306 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,540 In Richard's department. 307 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,950 -Yes, Richard. Where is Richard? 308 00:14:01,990 --> 00:14:03,870 -He's, um, having a polyp removed. 309 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,040 He'll be back shortly. -So what do you need, Janice? 310 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,080 -Janet. Uh, um, sorry. 311 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,800 Uh, Carl, Carl, the, um, chemical freezers, 312 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,210 the new protocol. 313 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,970 -Oh, the fucking protocol. 314 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,890 -It's, um... -What is that? 315 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,220 -Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight. 316 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,730 -What for? -For, um, motivation? 317 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,980 -What? -For the 30-day deadline, 318 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:28,320 uh, as per the contract. -Yes, I got it! 319 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,620 Carl, 320 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,740 I'll talk to Vivienne about 321 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,490 upping your security clearance, okay? 322 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,790 -[beeping] 323 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,460 -What? 324 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,990 Something wrong with the reader. 325 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:45,410 -Um, it says employee. 326 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,460 -What does yours say? 327 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,380 -Employee? 328 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,500 -My badge is the same as Janice's? 329 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,640 Fuck. 330 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,850 -Dozens. 331 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,820 Hundreds. 332 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:10,440 [gasps] Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper? 333 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:11,810 Eight times twenty-four? 334 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,270 -[beeps] 335 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:16,080 -Couple of days, my ass, Space Colon. 336 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,830 [mockingly] "Trust me." 337 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,840 Is it wrong I don't wanna go? 338 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,840 -No, it's not wrong, but... 339 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:32,460 -New York, St. Louis, New York. 340 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,670 -I think you're gonna love it. 341 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,300 I mean, the house is huge. 342 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,880 We're gonna have so much space 343 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,340 and your office is bigger than this apartment. 344 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,300 And we have a pool. 345 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:44,010 -I love pools. 346 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:45,400 -And I love you. 347 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,780 -And I love you. 348 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:55,030 Why else would I leave New York for St. Louis? 349 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,490 -Lindy, I get it. I do get it. 350 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,870 You just got to the top and we're leaving New York. 351 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,910 -But I'll be missed... -Uh-hmm. 352 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,830 -...right? And then-- and then, I'll be back. 353 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,710 -Yeah. -Yeah. 354 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,330 How long again, do we think? 355 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:16,050 -Two years, maybe three, tops. 356 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,310 -Two, three. That's perfect. -Yeah. 357 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,850 -My next book will be written, Terry will be thrilled. 358 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,110 -It's gonna be great. Trust me. 359 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,070 -I do. 360 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,860 I don't. 361 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,860 -[beeps] 362 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:40,190 -I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't. 363 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,030 I'm his fucking lab rat. 364 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,620 I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize! 365 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,740 -[doorbell rings] -Ah! 366 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,460 Someone's here. 367 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:57,460 Richard: Hello? Lindy? It's me, Richard. 368 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,880 -Richie! Richie! 369 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,930 [muffled] Richard! 370 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,390 -Hello? -[doorbell rings] 371 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,220 Lindy: Richard! 372 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,440 Richie! 373 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:11,030 -The office. 374 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,990 -[sighs] Come back. 375 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,110 -Lindy! 376 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,570 I'm gonna go around the back. 377 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,620 [whimsical music playing] 378 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,640 -[grunting] 379 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,310 Lindy, wherefore art thou? 380 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,180 Lindy? Lindy? Oh. Oh! 381 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,770 [grunts] 382 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,320 [groans] -[dog barking in distance] 383 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:58,980 Richard: [softly] Ow. 384 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,610 -Hey. -Huh? Huh? 385 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,980 Lulu: Who are you? -No. 386 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:03,610 -What--what the fuck are you doing? 387 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,110 -Huh? No. -What the fuck are you doing? 388 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,610 -No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 389 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,280 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, ha ha! 390 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,120 You must be Lulu. 391 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:14,040 -Why do you know my name? -Because I work with your dad 392 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,120 at the lab. 393 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,210 My name's Richard. 394 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,670 -Okay, Richard from the lab. 395 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,170 Are you stalking us? 396 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,800 -Stalking? No, no. No, no, no. No, no. 397 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,510 Shh. No, no, I'm not stalking. 398 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,840 I was--I was in the neighborhood, 399 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,680 and I just thought I'd come by and wish 400 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:29,010 the family merry Christmas and, you know? 401 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,810 -And peep into the windows? 402 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,680 My dad's not even home, 403 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,850 which you should know, working in his lab and all? 404 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,190 -Uh--oh. 405 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,150 See? -Okay. 406 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,990 -I am an employee and a physicist. 407 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,570 -Hmm. And a creep. 408 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,200 -Okay. Okay. 409 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:50,200 I am seeing this from your vantage point 410 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,160 and I--and I understand the intimations therein. 411 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:57,830 So I will not bend your ear any longer. [chuckles] 412 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,540 Okay. So, uh, maybe you can just, uh, take these 413 00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,500 to brighten up the home and, uh, you know, 414 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,210 wish your mother merry Christmas for me. 415 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,220 Is she home, writing? I've-- -My mom doesn't write. 416 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,510 -She doesn't write. Okay. That's not-- 417 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,680 -You can go now, Richard from the lab. 418 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,850 -I am gonna go. I'm just gonna go. 419 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,680 Yeah. Sorry for your troubles. 420 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,900 And merry Chrimbo. 421 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,990 Okay. 422 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,020 -[scoffs] 423 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,360 Whatever. 424 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:25,450 [slow music playing] 425 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,720 Les: One semester down, seven to go. 426 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:52,270 Unless you graduate early like me. Love, Dad. 427 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,990 -[muffled scream] 428 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:07,320 -In the name of science, these protocols must end. 429 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,570 -No. 430 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,790 -No? 431 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,460 -No. 432 00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:16,620 -I cannot do my work with these protocols in place. 433 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,960 How can you not see that? 434 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,300 -I see a frustrated employee. 435 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,720 -[sighs] 436 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:31,520 I'm also just a scientist, 437 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:35,810 standing in front of another scientist, 438 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:39,100 asking her if she really believes 439 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:42,400 the protocols are more important than changing the world. 440 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,190 Do you remember the feeling 441 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,940 of being so close to a breakthrough, 442 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:50,690 on the precipice of something monumental, 443 00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:53,200 and the only thing that matters is the work? 444 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,950 You don't--you don't eat, you don't sleep, 445 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,030 you don't see your family. 446 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:58,160 What family? It's just the work. 447 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,330 It's the--it's the science, 448 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,210 it's the math, it's the vision. 449 00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:03,510 Come on. 450 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,040 You feel it, too. 451 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,800 You know I'm gonna crack this wide open 452 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:12,130 and change the world, so join me as partners, 453 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,470 not corporate versus labor, 454 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,850 but scientist to scientist. 455 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,190 Let's make history together. 456 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,810 -Partners. 457 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,860 -Partners. 458 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:27,450 [cat meows] 459 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:30,820 -Is that a cat? -What? No. 460 00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:33,400 -I hear everything, I see everything. 461 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,160 I can even smell everything, 462 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,990 Dr. Littlejohn. 463 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,660 Show me. -Show you? Um... 464 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:44,380 -In the name of science, show me. 465 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,340 -It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear. 466 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:49,930 I don't even know what I was thinking. 467 00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:58,150 -[quirky music playing] -[cat purring] 468 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,730 -I do. 469 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,520 You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, 470 00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:07,020 Dr. Littlejohn. Les: Am I? 471 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:08,900 -I don't usually underestimate men. 472 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:11,530 -Oh. Well, um, yes, I am. 473 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,070 -I am going to have to confiscate her. 474 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,860 -Is that necessary? -She's now company property. 475 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,830 -She's a he, Mr. Magoo. 476 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:18,910 -You named him. 477 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,960 [quirky music playing] 478 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:27,210 [cat purring] 479 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,510 -How wonderful. 480 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,210 [cat meows] 481 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,300 I would consider lifting 482 00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:37,380 a few of the protocols, 483 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,760 should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals 484 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,560 find their way back to the lab ASAP. 485 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:43,270 -Uh-huh. -One water truck, 486 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,230 one remote control, two Anvil cases. 487 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:46,770 -Yeah, I did hear something about that. 488 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,110 Let me see what I can do. 489 00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:50,320 -He's so warm. 490 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:52,160 -He is warm. 491 00:22:55,690 --> 00:22:57,160 Of course, -[cat meows] 492 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,210 -the temperature. 493 00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:00,670 Um, 494 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,580 so you'll take good care of him? 495 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:04,500 -Oh, the best. 496 00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,330 I mean... [clears throat] yes. 497 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,330 -And you'll keep track 498 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,580 on his vitals? -Yes. 499 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,080 -And this will be our little secret 500 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,790 animal trial, yeah? 501 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:13,960 And you will inform me immediately 502 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,470 of any abnormal results, yes? 503 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,680 I love this cat. 504 00:23:17,710 --> 00:23:19,010 -Fine, yes. Go. 505 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,060 [light music playing] 506 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:29,150 -We'll be best friends forever. 507 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,580 [quirky music playing] 508 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,830 Les: Hey, Lindy, it's me. 509 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,670 Um, just picking up a few things, 510 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,580 then I'm heading back to the lab. 511 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,710 Are you okay? Lindy: Uh, yeah, good. 512 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,210 Yeah, I found the wine. 513 00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:58,560 I'm gonna take a nap. 514 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,890 [laughs] 515 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,230 -[parrot squawks] -Well, hello to you, too, Doris. 516 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,770 -I can get to the lab, 517 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,020 see what he's hiding. 518 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,320 -[beeps] 519 00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:13,820 -Yeah, it's a long way down, but... 520 00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:17,740 fuck it, right? I agree. 521 00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:19,950 [chuckles] Let's do it. 522 00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:25,370 [fabric tearing] 523 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,460 [Lindy grunts] 524 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,200 [sighs] 525 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,260 [laughs] 526 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:33,680 [grunting] 527 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,770 [grunting] 528 00:24:46,510 --> 00:24:49,530 [quirky music playing] 529 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,120 -Dad. 530 00:24:56,810 --> 00:24:57,610 -[gasps] 531 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,230 Les: Lulu... [laughs] you're home. 532 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:01,830 -Yeah, you told me to come home... 533 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,780 for the vows at the gray house? 534 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,410 -Oh, yes, of course. The vows. 535 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah. Yeah. -Where's Mom? 536 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,660 -Oh, Lulu, it's so good to see you. 537 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,670 It's so good to see you. 538 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,340 So how was the--how was the last semester and your finals? 539 00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:18,460 -Uh, good, good. -Yeah? 540 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,920 -Um, fantastic. -Good. 541 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,090 Yeah, it runs in the genes. 542 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,260 You love science. Yeah. 543 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,300 -Um... Les: Um... 544 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:27,350 -...hey, some, some weird guy 545 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,520 from your lab came here. -What? Who? 546 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:31,350 -Richard. Les: Why? 547 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,640 -I don't even think he knew. 548 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,190 -Oh, well, he's harmless. 549 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,900 He's an odd duck, but he's a good scientist. 550 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,650 -Dad? Les: Yeah? 551 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,530 -You're being really weird. 552 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,780 -I am? 553 00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:42,860 -We've been hugging for like... 554 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:44,150 -Oh. Sorry. -...five minutes. 555 00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:45,450 -I'm just-- I'm happy to see you. 556 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,160 And work's been crazy and... 557 00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:48,200 -Speaking of crazy... -Yeah. 558 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:49,620 -...where's Mom? -Oh, she's-- 559 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:53,290 [coughing] 560 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,960 I gotta get a bit of water from the kitchen. 561 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:56,290 Come on. -We're in the kitchen. 562 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,540 -Uh, the deeper kitchen. 563 00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,840 Um, so I think Mom, 564 00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:02,010 uh, has... [coughs] had, um... 565 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,300 -An emotional breakdown? -She--no, no, no, no. Shh. 566 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:07,180 Lulu: Oh. -She is not. 567 00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:08,640 -Oh, is she upstairs? 568 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,310 -Yeah, yeah-- no, no, she's not. 569 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,030 She's, she--yeah, she's-- your mom has gone 570 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:16,810 to the--to the-- to the gray house. Yeah. 571 00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:17,730 -Okay. -Yeah. 572 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,860 -So Hurricane Lindy 573 00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:20,190 is tracking northeast. -No. 574 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,530 -What category is she? -[laughs] 575 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,070 -Don't say that. I don't know... -Dad... 576 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,030 -what you're talking about. -...come on, come on. 577 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,490 She's gotta be like at least 578 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,490 a five, am I right? -I don't know 579 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,320 what these phrases you're using. 580 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,490 That's not a nice thing to say at all. 581 00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:31,460 [clears throat] 582 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:35,330 -What's with the dollhouse? -She--huh? 583 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,500 -What's that tube for? 584 00:26:36,530 --> 00:26:37,670 -Well, I'm cleaning it for-- 585 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,710 'cause I wanted to decorate it 586 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:40,040 for the holidays, like festive. 587 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,250 -You're still shrinking things 588 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:42,670 for the dollhouse? -Oh, fuck. 589 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,340 Lulu: Let me see. -Oh, no. 590 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:46,050 Oh, oh, look out, look out, look out. Uh... 591 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,980 -Dad? -Yeah. 592 00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:48,510 -What? Uh, are you okay? -No, nothing. 593 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,600 Yep. I'm okay. I'm fine. 594 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:51,260 But you, I think-- 595 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,220 I think you should rest. 596 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:53,850 I think--you gotta rest. 597 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,020 You gotta rest, honey, because you've been traveling 598 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,940 from college and it was a lot. 599 00:26:56,970 --> 00:26:58,520 And I'm--you know what? I'm gonna fill 600 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,520 your fridge downstairs 601 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,440 with so much--so much good stuff 602 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,400 that you won't even feel the need to come upstairs. 603 00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:06,030 And better still, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna give you my card, 604 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:08,030 uh, so you can just get whatever you want. 605 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,030 Does that sound good? Maybe not, but I... 606 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,080 -I knew it. 607 00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:13,420 I'm the villain. 608 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,870 -[beeps] 609 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:16,920 -Yeah. 610 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,300 Fuck them. 611 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,420 Stick to the plan. 612 00:27:22,450 --> 00:27:23,710 That's my ride. 613 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:26,850 [quirky music playing] 614 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:29,550 Terry: Shit. 615 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,390 Yeah, it's good. 616 00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:32,600 Nate: Right? 617 00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:35,470 -Get me Deborah. -At The New Yorker? 618 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:36,890 No, no. -I know what I said. 619 00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:39,600 Get her. -Okay. So, two words. 620 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,270 George Saunders. 621 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,320 -Two more. Get her. 622 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,790 -I've got Deborah. 623 00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:56,500 [receiver beeps] 624 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,410 -Deborah, hi. 625 00:27:58,450 --> 00:28:01,000 The happiest of holidays to you and yours. 626 00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:03,670 Deborah: Absolutely not. -Oh, hear me out. 627 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,250 This isn't about me. 628 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:07,800 I, um--I didn't submit Lindy's story vis-à-vis, 629 00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,930 my, uh, misstep 630 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,090 regarding Mr. Saunders. 631 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:15,510 And allow me to sincerely apologize once again 632 00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:16,620 for besmirching 633 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:19,100 The New Yorker 's reputation in the process. 634 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:21,810 Uh, my humble request 635 00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:23,650 comes at the behest of the author, 636 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,860 who has a few minor tweaks, 637 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:28,610 and would love to hold off publishing until a later date. 638 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,150 Deborah: I heard a rumor you may be getting 639 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:32,320 your own publishing imprint. 640 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,120 -If there's anyone that you think I should meet, 641 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,290 say the word. 642 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,950 Deborah: Oh, quite the opposite, 643 00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:40,210 vis-à-vis your humble request, 644 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,370 fuck right off. 645 00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:42,590 [dial tone] 646 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,550 -Hey, so that was brutal. 647 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,630 -Get me David Remnick. 648 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:48,670 -Oh, God. 649 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:50,470 Going over Deborah's head. 650 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,730 Can't wait. Okay. 651 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:56,400 I got David. 652 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,890 -David Remnick, my old pal. 653 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:04,230 Happiest of holidays to you and yours. 654 00:29:04,260 --> 00:29:05,480 Deborah: Yeah, it's Deborah. 655 00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:07,740 Nice try. Fuck off. 656 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:10,740 -So... -Don't. 657 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:18,160 [birds chirping] 658 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,380 -Lindy? 659 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,170 Lindy? 660 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,720 [dramatic music playing] 661 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:40,390 [Lulu opens and closes the door] 662 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:42,230 [Les opens the door] 663 00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,610 [Les closes the door] 664 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,030 -[sighs] 665 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,080 [suspenseful music playing] 666 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,520 [dramatic music playing] 667 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:25,560 -What the fuck? 668 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:28,560 [dramatic music playing] 669 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,950 So weird. 670 00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:34,450 [quirky music playing] 671 00:30:36,310 --> 00:30:39,120 [zipper closing] 672 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:44,710 [beeps] 673 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:46,010 -[sighs] 674 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,960 Please. 675 00:30:49,990 --> 00:30:51,800 Richard, here are my-- 676 00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:53,210 were you at my house earlier? 677 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:55,010 -Hmm? Um, no. 678 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,180 I--well, I was in the, uh-- I was in the neighborhood, 679 00:30:57,210 --> 00:30:58,470 that was because I... -Stop. Stop! 680 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,970 I don't care. Don't do it again. 681 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,270 -No. -Reset. 682 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:03,810 Richard, here are my thoughts. 683 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,310 The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic, 684 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:09,480 and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate 685 00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:11,900 into the solution to control the temperature 686 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:13,980 to aqueous ammonium 687 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,820 and nitrate ions. 688 00:31:16,850 --> 00:31:18,070 Thoughts complete. 689 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,490 -Bobs, implement his thoughts. 690 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,490 -NH4 enter free solid, 691 00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:23,660 added to form NH4 positive 692 00:31:23,690 --> 00:31:26,130 and NO3 negative ions. 693 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,500 Complete. Richard: Carl, 694 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:30,000 implement his thoughts. 695 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:33,050 [dramatic music playing] 696 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:43,770 -Complete. 697 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:49,070 [dramatic music playing] 698 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:55,570 -Let's make history. 699 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,620 [dramatic music playing] 700 00:32:10,070 --> 00:32:11,710 [liquid squirting] 701 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,760 [sizzling] 702 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,430 -It's big. 703 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,520 [tense music playing] 704 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:27,720 Bob the Explainer: Five seconds. 705 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,320 [tense music playing] 706 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,450 Bob the Explainer: 10 seconds. 707 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:41,000 -I knew it. He can do it. 708 00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:44,290 Bob the Explainer: 15 seconds. 709 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:49,130 -Yay! -20 seconds. 710 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,050 -Fuck. [gasps] [corn explodes] 711 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,250 [Les grunts] 712 00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:58,310 [people gasping] 713 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,520 -[gasps] 714 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,480 No. 715 00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:09,150 I'm human popcorn. 716 00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:11,030 Oh, my God. 717 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,440 -A significant success. 718 00:33:14,470 --> 00:33:16,110 Subject expanded to regular size 719 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,110 for 30.8 seconds, 720 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:20,690 an increase of 28.7 seconds. 721 00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:23,110 Richard: Yeah! Let's go. 722 00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:25,820 -Huge progress in the name of science, Richard. 723 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,490 man: Yeah, it's all there. That was awesome. 724 00:33:27,530 --> 00:33:29,040 -Oh, Bob The Explainer. 725 00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:30,710 [objects clattering] 726 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,420 -That sounded like it came from in there. 727 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,630 woman: Well [indistinct] 728 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,880 -Spooky. woman: ...that was strange. 729 00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:39,180 I don't know. man: He is... 730 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:42,180 [dramatic music playing] 731 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:47,600 -Lindy! -You fucking liar! 732 00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:54,070 -Um, maybe we should give him some privacy. 733 00:33:55,890 --> 00:33:59,070 -I'll grow in 30 seconds and explode. 734 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,320 -Oh, you don't know what you saw. 735 00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:02,900 -"I'm so close," my tiny fucking ass. 736 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,400 -Oh, I would never let you explode. 737 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,490 I... -Fuck you! 738 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,960 -No, no, Lindy. 739 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,660 Lindy: I'm gonna expose you! 740 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:11,710 [gasps] 741 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:15,920 You can't keep me prisoner. 742 00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:17,670 I'm not a fucking lab rat! -Lindy, no. 743 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,800 Listen to me. -No, never! 744 00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:23,880 I'm gonna tell the world what you've done to me. 745 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,010 -Lindy, no. 746 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,060 -I don't trust you. 747 00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:28,400 -Lindy. -How long 748 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:30,890 until you can fix me? 749 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,180 For real, 750 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:35,070 I need the truth. 751 00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:40,070 -I don't know. 752 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,080 -You don't know. 753 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,410 That's the truth. 754 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:48,870 You can't say when. 755 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:50,250 -It could be tomorrow, 756 00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:52,870 but it could be weeks, months, or... 757 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,460 -Never. -No, not never. 758 00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:57,540 My theory is sound. 759 00:34:57,570 --> 00:34:59,080 I just need to figure out the math. 760 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,210 And, I know this must've looked like a disaster, 761 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,250 but I'm making really good progress. 762 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,850 You know, yesterday was two seconds, today was over thirty. 763 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,970 -I'm scared. Is this my new life? 764 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,720 -No, it's temporary. 765 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,020 I promise. 766 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,060 -I wanna trust you, but I can't. 767 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:19,560 [knocking on door] 768 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,950 -In a minute! 769 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,230 -Well, just go. Les: Okay. 770 00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:24,610 Well, I'm gonna need you 771 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,110 to get in my desk drawer to hide. 772 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,990 -My height, my autonomy, 773 00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,710 and now my dignity. 774 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,240 -Please. Lindy: Fun. 775 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,410 -Thank you. Lindy: Uh-huh. 776 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,250 I'm gonna need something too. 777 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,750 -Anything. Lindy: Stop locking me 778 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:39,080 in the dollhouse. -Well, that's for your safety, 779 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,680 but fine. -Lose the cameras. 780 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,000 Yeah, I know you're spying on me. 781 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,420 -Also for your safety. 782 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,630 And I'm not spying on you. There's no audio. 783 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,430 I'm doing a series of daily check-ins. 784 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,760 -Oh, like a mental patient. 785 00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:52,980 -Like a loving husband with a miniature wife. 786 00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:57,270 -Fine. But then I need a working laptop, 787 00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,480 and toothpaste that I like, 788 00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:01,690 and--and my lipstick. 789 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,480 My favorite lipstick's in my purse. 790 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,940 [knocking on door] 791 00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:06,440 -Coming! -Ah! 792 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,110 -Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 793 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:11,200 Too loud. Yes, yes. Fine. 794 00:36:11,230 --> 00:36:12,540 Deal. Make a list. 795 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:15,620 Okay. 796 00:36:15,650 --> 00:36:18,960 [soft music playing] 797 00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,170 -Love you. 798 00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:23,290 -Fuck you too. 799 00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:26,050 [dramatic music playing] 800 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:37,940 [quirky music playing] 801 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,740 [phone vibrates] -[gasps] 802 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:53,790 Oh, God. 803 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:57,040 [gasps] 804 00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,130 A phone. 805 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,300 Terry. 806 00:37:04,370 --> 00:37:06,420 Come on. [grunts] 807 00:37:06,450 --> 00:37:09,630 Oh, for God--fucking shit. 808 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,090 Come on. 809 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,430 [groans] 810 00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,140 [gasps, laughs] 811 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:16,190 Okay. 812 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,650 [line trilling] [Lindy chuckles] 813 00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:27,990 [phone vibrating] 814 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,080 -Is she dead? -What? Who? Is who dead? 815 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:40,160 -Lindy? 816 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,120 Lindy: You thought I died? 817 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,290 -It's the only reason Les would call me. 818 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,790 -You sounded scared. 819 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,000 Terry: I was. 820 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,840 -Aw. That means the world to me. 821 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,300 You have no idea. [sighs] 822 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,130 Wait, how do you think I died? 823 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:55,560 What were you imagining? 824 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:58,300 -Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid 825 00:37:58,340 --> 00:38:00,810 a career-ending plagiarism scandal. 826 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,140 -[laughs] Yeah, but you're gonna fix that. 827 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,650 -Lindy, I tried. 828 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,730 -Tried? Terry, that sounds very defeatist. 829 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:10,480 That's not you. Come on. 830 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,820 I really, really, really, really, really need this, so... 831 00:38:13,850 --> 00:38:15,990 -I hate to say it, but this isn't my fucking problem. 832 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,320 Your ex-emotional... 833 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,330 whatever the fuck, sent the story in. 834 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,660 I'm about to get my own imprint. 835 00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:22,920 I cannot be associated with this shit. 836 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,670 -But what about our friendship? 837 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,380 -Is this friendship or business? 838 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,140 -Both. Terry: Well, that's... 839 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:32,340 that's the problem, isn't it? 840 00:38:32,370 --> 00:38:34,010 The--the lines have blurred. 841 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,890 And we haven't conducted business in 15 years. 842 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:40,850 Look, Lindy, I love you. 843 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,070 I always will. But... 844 00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:43,610 -But? 845 00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:45,940 -You're toxic. 846 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:50,190 It doesn't matter who sent the story to The New Yorker. 847 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,690 It's out there. 848 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,740 And if it's out there and you have to deny it... 849 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:56,120 You're toxic. 850 00:38:59,110 --> 00:39:00,170 -I see. 851 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,290 Well, then by that logic, 852 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,120 if I were to put it out there 853 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,120 that you knew about the story 854 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,630 and encouraged me to submit it anyway 855 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,750 and then you had to deny it, 856 00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:14,350 you're toxic. 857 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,050 -But you wouldn't. 858 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,800 -No, not if it's friendship. 859 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,810 But if it's just business... 860 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,890 -I'll keep you posted, friend. 861 00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:28,440 -Oh, thank you, friend. 862 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,280 [dial tone] 863 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:34,940 -Oliver! Oliver: Your friendship 864 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,280 is so toxic, I love it. 865 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:37,570 -Get me Jackie fucking Baldwin 866 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,410 in my fucking office fucking tomorrow. 867 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,910 -Thank you, God. 868 00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:41,990 Les: Conclusions. 869 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,490 The regrowth process induced 870 00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:45,080 excessive molecular tension 871 00:39:45,110 --> 00:39:47,620 surpassing sub-structural limits of the plant cells. 872 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:49,080 [phone vibrating] 873 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,580 This tension, compounded by a sudden and extreme rise 874 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,170 in temperature, triggered a chain reaction. 875 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,920 This is key... -Hello? 876 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,180 -Richie, it's me. I've been miniaturized. 877 00:39:58,820 --> 00:40:01,010 I'm in the laboratory. I'm in Les' desk drawer. 878 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,600 He's taking me home to a dollhouse. 879 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:03,430 Help me. Les: ...culminating 880 00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,430 in a detonation. 881 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:05,810 Bang. And so... 882 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,770 -Wait, what? Les: ...recommend--Richard. 883 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,520 -Huh? What, what? -Is that a personal call? 884 00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:10,600 -Oh, no, no, no. Um, no, no, no. 885 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,770 -Hang up. -I'm sorry. 886 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,770 Lindy: Richard, don't hang up. 887 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:13,940 Come get me. I'm in the drawer. 888 00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:16,490 I'm in the drawer. Open the top--hello? 889 00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:18,650 [sighs] 890 00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:20,530 -Apologies. It was--um, 891 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,990 it was my mother. 892 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,580 Just a tiny issue. 893 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,790 -Recommendations. 894 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,620 Immediate suspension 895 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,460 of regrowth experiments involving Compound X44, 896 00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:32,540 do we agree? 897 00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:35,680 [dramatic music playing] 898 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:43,100 Lindy: Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me? 899 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:45,470 -Lindy. 900 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,970 Lindy: Wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy 901 00:40:47,010 --> 00:40:48,850 blowing through your special bond. 902 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,690 What was it? Category 5? -[sighs] 903 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:55,400 -What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall? 904 00:40:55,430 --> 00:40:56,820 -It was a 5, 905 00:40:56,850 --> 00:40:59,540 and I'm very sorry. 906 00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:03,040 -What does it matter now anyway? 907 00:41:04,610 --> 00:41:06,740 -I think it would traumatize her. 908 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:07,870 -[scoffs] 909 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,210 I think she'd blame me. 910 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:13,170 -I should probably move the dollhouse. 911 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,090 -Yeah. My prison within my prison. 912 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:20,840 -You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says... 913 00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:23,590 -Fuck that bitch! -Whoa, Lindy. 914 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,510 That is a red-light reaction. 915 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,760 Can we please try to achieve a yellow light 916 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,900 on the road to a green-light response? 917 00:41:37,810 --> 00:41:39,900 Silence is the silent killer 918 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,450 of a relationship. 919 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:45,740 -[sighs] I will take my foot off the brake. 920 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:48,620 And although I may sit here quietly, 921 00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:50,240 it's not silence. 922 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,370 -I feel that we have achieved a yellow light 923 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:55,540 and we'll proceed with caution. 924 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:57,960 As Dr. Carmichael says, 925 00:41:57,990 --> 00:42:01,210 why don't we revisit us 926 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,600 in the morning? 927 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:07,770 -I, as half of us, agree. 928 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,930 [sighs] 929 00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:13,640 [quirky music playing] 930 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,560 Les: Not at all. 931 00:42:14,590 --> 00:42:15,900 Well, this, um, 932 00:42:15,930 --> 00:42:17,560 this is the GMO tomato. 933 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,400 That stands for genetically modified organism. 934 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:23,400 And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, 935 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,410 uh, revolutionize agriculture 936 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,160 and food production as we know it. 937 00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:28,910 The GMO tomato, um, 938 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:31,620 is disease- and pest-resistant. 939 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,290 Um, it has a longer shelf life. 940 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,830 It has enhanced nutrition. 941 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,130 And it reduces the need for fertilizers. 942 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,420 So win, win, win, win, win. 943 00:42:39,450 --> 00:42:41,300 [laughs] -[laughs] 944 00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:42,470 [clears throat] Les: Smells good too. 945 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,020 [dramatic music playing] 946 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,650 -Sam, incarcerated. 947 00:42:58,470 --> 00:43:00,610 Bill, grandpa. 948 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,480 Warren, great-grandpa. 949 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,580 Jeff... 950 00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:06,660 gross. 951 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,420 [dramatic music playing] 952 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,790 [cat meows] -That's not how you spell 953 00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:22,550 Littlejohn, Mr. Magoo. 954 00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:25,680 [dramatic music playing] 955 00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:42,360 [man on TV screams] 956 00:43:42,390 --> 00:43:45,450 -[laughing] 957 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,210 At least he gets out... 958 00:43:50,770 --> 00:43:52,290 feeling help. 959 00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:55,920 [dramatic music playing] 960 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,800 [wine bottle drops] 961 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,890 [pensive music playing] 962 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:09,880 [Lindy groans] 963 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,760 [clock ticking] 964 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,770 [doorbell dings] 965 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,440 [Lindy groans] 966 00:44:21,430 --> 00:44:23,520 It's just gonna be Les 967 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,240 and his big, dumb, green-light face. 968 00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:30,330 [music rises and fades] 969 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,420 -Richie? 970 00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,870 Uh--wait, are you real? 971 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:43,010 -I come bearing me, my love. 972 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,380 And these. 973 00:44:45,410 --> 00:44:48,380 -[laughs] Richie! 974 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:52,220 ♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ if we were older? ♪ 975 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:56,060 ♪ Then we wouldn't have ♪ ♪ To wait so long ♪ 976 00:44:56,090 --> 00:44:59,810 ♪ And wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ To live together ♪ 977 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,780 ♪ In the kind of world ♪ ♪ Where we belong ♪ 978 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,730 ♪ You know ♪ ♪ It's gonna make it ♪ 979 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,900 ♪ That much better ♪ 980 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,440 ♪ When we can say good night ♪ 981 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,240 ♪ And stay together ♪ 982 00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:19,080 ♪ Wouldn't it be nice ♪ ♪ If we could wake up ♪ 983 00:45:19,110 --> 00:45:22,920 ♪ In the morning ♪ ♪ When the day is new ♪ 984 00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:26,750 ♪ And after having spent ♪ ♪ The day together ♪ 985 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:30,890 ♪ Hold each other close ♪ ♪ The whole night through ♪ 986 00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:35,930 ♪ But happy times together ♪ ♪ We've been spending ♪ 987 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,470 ♪ I wish that every kiss ♪ 988 00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:42,270 ♪ Was never-ending ♪ 989 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:45,400 ♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪ 990 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,650 ♪ Maybe if we think ♪ 991 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,110 ♪ And wish ♪ ♪ And hope and pray ♪ 992 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:53,990 ♪ It might come true ♪ 993 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,870 ♪ Run, run, we-ooh ♪ 994 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,990 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ ♪ Then there wouldn't be ♪ 995 00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:01,870 ♪ A single thing ♪ ♪ We couldn't do ♪ 996 00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:04,170 ♪ Oh, we could be married ♪ 997 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,960 ♪ Oh, we could be married ♪ 998 00:46:05,990 --> 00:46:07,840 ♪ And then we'd be happy ♪ 999 00:46:07,870 --> 00:46:09,800 ♪ And then we'd be happy ♪ 1000 00:46:09,830 --> 00:46:13,720 ♪ Oh, wouldn't it be nice ♪ 1001 00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:19,360 ♪ Good night, my baby ♪ ♪ Sleep... ♪